The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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