It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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