so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
