and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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