school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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