I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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