"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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