Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Porn is love you can see.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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