That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
FUCK WHALES
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