Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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