I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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