It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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