Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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