He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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