Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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