Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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