youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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