So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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