Kiss
Puke
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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