in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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