Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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