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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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