If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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