Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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