Do vagina's smell?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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