she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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