Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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