OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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