I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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