I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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