Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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