U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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