butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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