it hurts more in the daytime
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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