you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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