i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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