How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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