Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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