im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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