if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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