Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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