I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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