my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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