yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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