Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
