ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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