I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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