Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
me + whiskey = a bad person
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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