Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
