i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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