yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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