I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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