I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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