oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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